The Little Fat Man (With The Pug-Nosed Face)

(David Bowie / Ricky Gervais / Stephen Merchant)



The little fat man who sold his soul
Little fat man who sold his dream

Pathetic little fat man
No one's bloody laughing
The clown that no one laughs at
They all just wish he'd die

He's so depressed at being hated
Fatso takes his own life
He blows his stupid brains out
But the twat would probably miss

He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame
He's got no style, he's got no grace
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

See his pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
See his pug-nosed face yeah (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
See his pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)

The little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
Little fat man, pug-nosed face hey (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
He's a little fat pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)



(Performed on UK comedy series 'Extras' broadcast on 21st September 2006).